My Week as a 13 Year Old Girl on Home


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Hey, wanted to let you know about a project I'm doing. It's called "My Week as a 13 Year Old Girl on Home." I am pretending to be a noob 13yo girl, who just got a PS3 for xmas. I'm roaming around, completely ignorant, asking the same questions all noobs ask. Pretending to be oblivious to what people are saying around me. After the week is finished, I plan on creating a web page devoted to the experiences.


You REALLY REALLY REALLY need to send that to us when you're done.

20 comments:

  1. http://www.thesoseproject.com/

    This is not.

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  2. Oh HELL YES! This is gonna be REAL interesting....lmfao!

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  3. @Adam: Stop spamming BS sites with Myspace-like music players in them. Its SO last year. LMAO

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  4. w0w like this idea hasn't been done before,,, here's an even better idea,,, why don't you just be yourself and use that week to help people in central plaza that don't know their way around Home yet?

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  5. @Anonymous 12:54 - This is an old dried up idea. There is much better material than this. We know that Home, and the internet are polluted with perverted child molesting scum. It is and always will be. I want to see new material, not the same rehashed argument every day.

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  6. Agreed Lil Blue!

    Eastavenger already made a thread about it in which alot of observations were posted by tons of users who tried the same thing!

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  7. Well maybe the only new spin they can put on this rehash is a few good bad words to spice it up?

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  8. No i'm sorry but this exact thing hasn't been done or am i missing something. Has anyone actually done something like "to catch a predator" in Home? I think not. I could be mistaken though.

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  9. @Littleblueeyes : if someone has to be led around home by the hand they are either retarded or just need to simply turn off their PS3. In fact , how in gods green earth did they even figure out how to turn the fucking PS3 on if they cant navigate home! Fucking ridiculous

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  10. There was a pretty funny paraody (well I found it funny) on how to catch a predator in Home, that one guy on forums used to post youtube links of stuff then I kinda stopped caring once everyone on forums were like..."OMG DUDE LEMME TAG ALONG WITH YOU ITLL BE EPIC WIN XDD...LEMME COME PLSSSS" and the guy agreed since I knew from there it was gonna go down hill lol

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  11. Unfortunately there are some people out there that don't have much experience with games or even electronics,,, I myself cant program a remote control if it meant saving the world... I will help someone if I see or hear them having troubles with their PDA,,, I don't cruise Home like an HCV or something :P.

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  12. Home tours are cool. Voozi volunteered to show me around when I started and it was a good experience. Of course we were immediately attacked by people throwing insults and making sexual comments. I have no idea if the punks were dealt with. In fact since Sony doesn't tell you if they have responded to your reports I assume most are ignored.

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  13. Personally i knew how to dance , call a person and transport from one place to the other due to the fact that i can read and follow directions on my screen.

    -Adamtrolls

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  14. oh i forgot to add i learned all that the first day! I can also walk and chew bubble gum at the same time! YAY MEEEEUH!

    -Adamtrolls

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  15. Well Adamtrolls you probably learned when there was only 2 places to visit,, the Home chip and Uncharted Sullys bar... why am I defending some of these people,,, my god there are some dummies out there,,, Ok I said it.

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  16. The tutorial is there for a reason.

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  18. If you can't control a PS3 you are a fucking moron. Not a gamer? Stick to Farmville and your Wii. Or is that too complicated too? [oh noes, i used a swear word, let's let that get in the way of making a point!]

    How spelled out do things have to be before someone can go "Jeez you're an idiot for not figuring things out." You can only sugarcoat things so long.

    Frankly, I wish people would stop helping others out. Sure it's a nice gesture, but sometimes you have to push the bird out of its baby carriage before it will learn how to fly.

    All we're ending up with is lazy people who can't figure stuff out on their own, and that doesn't make for a fun time. It just gets annoying.

    People need to learn how to do things for themselves.

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  19. @the rainbow vomiting unicorn AKA Alice: Thank you god for saying that. I thought i was the only sane person left on earth. Now i have proof there IS intelligent life out there!

    -Adamtrolls

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  20. all the noobs should be thrown on the same boat and as soon as they r too far from the shore to swim back, blow that f***er up.
    if u are brand new on home, and all u wanna do is ask strangers where the free shit is instead of exploring this new world, u needa get on the boat. end of story

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